Short jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I didn’t do that.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Joe Mama!
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Fatherless jokes.
Soy un chacho.
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What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
My life, haha, so funny!