Short jokes
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!