Short jokes
Big (DYM 78).
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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