Short jokes
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.