Short jokes

Short jokes

Stereotype

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

Rape

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

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  • Drug Dealer

    How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

    Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

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  • Lip

    Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

    Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

    Me: Lower lips.

    Friend: I gotta go.

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  • Snail

    One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"

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  • Milk

    What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

    Spoiled milk.

    Chemist

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

    Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

    People

    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

    Terrorist

    What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

    They can blow themselves up.

    Mom

    Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

    Kid

    Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

    Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

    Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

    Trash

    I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.