Short jokes
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.