Short jokes
What time eeeeeee?
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My dick harder than stone, man.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.