Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.