Gay Men jokes
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.