Short jokes
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I miss playing baseball.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"