Short jokes
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋