Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
modern feminisim
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13