Short jokes
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.