Short jokes
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.