Short jokes
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Technoblade never got a wife.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."