Lawnmower

Lawnmower Jokes

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Grass

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Grass

When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.

Dick

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.