Cinderella's Sports Ban

This is a classic pun using the double meaning of 'ball'. It plays on the idea of Cinderella running from the 'ball' as in the dance and also the ball used in sports. It's funny because it's an unexpected connection between the two concepts.

• Ball
• Cinderella
• Game
• Play
• Sport
• Ban

• How do we know Cinderella is a virgin? Because she runs away from balls.
• What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
• I used to be a banker but I lost interest. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
• What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked.