Short jokes
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.