Short jokes
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.