Short jokes
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.