Short jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
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What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.