Pulp is a palindrome.
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Short Jokes
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
