Short jokes
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Gvido gubis.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
None of these jokes really took off.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)