Short jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
The morbid jokes on this site.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.