Short jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Mommy?
You're an alcoholic!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Jack
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!