Short jokes
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Best way to do it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.