You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Short Jokes
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
