Short jokes

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇