Short jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Dams are dam strange.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Egg?