Short jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
I'm weird.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
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