Short jokes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Egg?
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.