Princess Peach jokes
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
My princess choice
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.