Princess Peach jokes

Princess Peach is a BUM!

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"Princess, let's talk!"

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!