Princess Peach jokes
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
My princess choice
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"