Short jokes
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Best way to do it.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.