Short jokes
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Two sentence horror stories go.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!