Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Short Jokes
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Jack
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
