Short jokes

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.