Short jokes
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
You smell!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.