Short jokes
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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