Short jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.