Suck on deez balls!
Short Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
