Short jokes

Short jokes

Adoption

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Height

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Skill

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Twin Towers

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Name

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Wizard

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Ass

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Wife

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Orphan

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

Tea

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Name

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?