Short jokes
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?