Short jokes
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Me when:
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
You really gay. No questions added.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.