Short jokes
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!