Short jokes
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Hello there, have a good day!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.