Short jokes
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
W fr W
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.