Short jokes
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Toby Fox.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Why does my mum eat carrots?