Short jokes
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
You smell!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.