Short jokes
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
My favorite website.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.