Short jokes
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?