Short jokes
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!