What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Short Jokes
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Yoav
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
