Short jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋