Short jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"