Short jokes
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
2+2=7
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
None of these jokes really took off.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥