Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Short Jokes
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
