Short jokes
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
I'm weird.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
I took a sip of water.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.