Short jokes
Pop a choccy milk!
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜