I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. The joke is, instead of, ya know, not being racist around his black friends, this dummy got a monkey so he could say the N-word without catching flak from them. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're denser than a brick. Also, you probably have never touched grass.