Uwu Jokes

Pussy

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Tomato

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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Horse

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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Way

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Letter

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Gay

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Ball

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"