Uwu jokes

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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I love gay people. UwU

Hi UwU!

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

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"Uwu daddy."

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

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