10+ Best Uwu Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

People

I love gay people. UwU

Pussy

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Zebra

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

Memes

Guideline

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

Tomato

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH

Horse

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

UwU

Way

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Internet

UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU

Letter

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Gay

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Internet

Hi UwU!

Ball

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

Daddy

"Uwu daddy."

Memes

Programming

Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic fox character with orange and white fur, wearing programming socks, arm warmers, and green underwear while sitting and using a pink laptop. The text on the image says "PROGRAMMING SOCKS", "ARM WARMERS", and "YEAH, IT'S CODING TIME".

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Girl

A Pokemon-like card featuring a person with cat ears, a hat, and pink blush on the cheeks. The card has two actions: "UwU" and "Twerking" with short descriptions.

Meme

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Bio

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Call

bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)

A low-angle shot of a person's face during a video call. The person is smiling and the angle is unflattering. Other participants are visible in the corner. The browser shows the kmeet.infomaniak.com URL.