Short jokes

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she's a woman.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!

Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.

X: Morning, sunshine!

Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

The person who is reading this.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Me when:

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.