Short jokes
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.