Short jokes
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.