How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Short Jokes
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
