Short jokes
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Oliver
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.