Short jokes
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Stinky Steve.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼