Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Gun

Why are the best used guns from France?

Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Mum

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Casket

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Baby

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

Doctor

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼