Short jokes
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Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
My teacher is a rapist.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"