Short jokes
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Society
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.