A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Short Jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"Stop it," said he.
You.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
