Short jokes

Short jokes

Vote

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Aiden

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Dwarf

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Blonde

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Horse

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

Kid

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Love

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Son

So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."

And then I feed him my dick.

Name

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Text

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].