Short jokes
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Manchester City is gay.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
1 + 1 = window.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
Incest is wincest.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.