What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Short Jokes
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
