Short jokes
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
trolololololloollllol
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].