I love you papi's! No homo.
Short Jokes
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
I'm weird.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
