Short jokes
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
You smell!
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"