Short jokes

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

I am curious how many likes this will get.

LIKE IT!!!!!

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Siu!!

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.