Short jokes
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!