MF jokes

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

Me be straight and bored.

Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.

Out up spending the rest of the night there.

About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.

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I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

Head look like a mf gorilla pop.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.