MF jokes

Head look like a mf gorilla pop.

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Mo sal. F.

Mohe?

Myles Parfitt ;/

Mvccfffghhhhggv.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂