Short jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.