Short jokes
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Paki curry is shit.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"