Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Short Jokes
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
