Short jokes
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
He's dead now.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
I cummed on the alley.