Short jokes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Electricity.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.