Discord

Discord jokes

Phone

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

Friend

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

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    • Discord server

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? Discord server.

    Discord server who?

    This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

    Music

    This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

    Memes

    Discord memes

    Context

    How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

    Drink tea with friend game night.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

    IceyTrae#2230

    Lebron>MJ

    Meme

    STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

    I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

    Lie

    OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

    Memes

    Wheel

    Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

    A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.
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    • Meme

    Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

    The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."
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    • Discord memes

    Community

    Me and my 'labubu cult' groupchat in discord were on call. and I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my loft bed-

    Sgpgooners

    FOOT WRITE DETAILS FOR DISCORD HERE. MEET AT 4PM TODAY, (if I don't come then join at 6:45pm and if I still don't come, then next meeting is at tomorrow At whatever time you like just comment it).

    Community