Political Pets

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that the author's pets are like Democrats because they always want a handout. A "handout" is when someone gets something for free, like money or food. It implies Democrats are lazy and want free stuff. It's a political jab, see? It's funny because the author is comparing their pets, who naturally depend on them, to a political group they probably disagree with. You probably are not able to own a house.

Comments (1)

Grizz

3 years ago

For you Demonrats thumb downers, go research your party. They were the slave traders and responsible for the civil war. They assassination Lincoln. They passed legislation to turn our Constitional Republic into Corporate America that now is a Oligarchy. They are responsible for the income tax. They voted against minority rights up till the 1960's. Democrats created slums and ghettos to keep the black man and minorities in Slavery. Democrats are the new Socialist Nazi Party.