Two For One Adoption

The humor comes from the parents jokingly referring to the adoption of their two children as a "two for one special", like a retail deal. It's funny because it uses the language of consumerism in a context like adoption, which is obviously something much more profound.

• Adoption
• Sister
• Parent
• Country
• Relationship
• Family

• A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted." The other sibling said, "You are, too." Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not." And the sibling says, "We're twins." The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
• I'm adopted :[
• My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
• I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.