Helen Keller and the Waffle Iron

This is a dark, morbid joke that relies on the stereotype of Helen Keller's blindness. It plays on the idea that she might try to read a waffle iron using touch since she cannot see.

• Helen Keller
• Hand
• Burning
• Helen
• Read
• Iron

• What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read? The waffle iron.
• Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
• Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
• Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!