Short jokes
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.