Short jokes
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
How is the weather down there?
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Let's taco about something.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?