Petting a Psychopath's Cat

The joke plays on the stereotype of psychopaths being cruel and lacking empathy. Instead of petting a cat in the usual way, the punchline reveals a disturbing act of putting the cat in a microwave, implying violence and disregard for life. It's dark humor because it finds humor in a morbid scenario.

• Psychopath
• Cat
• Animal
• Pet
• Microwave
• Oven

• How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
• Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner. Isn't It Purrfect!
• What is the difference between a puppy and a fork? I don’t microwave forks.
• What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.