Short jokes
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."