Short jokes
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Shitty bichi cup.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."