What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Short Jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Women’s rights.
