Short jokes
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
I'm hungry.
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
"Have fun at school night" is what?
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.