Short jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
The only joke here is the topic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.