Short jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.