Short jokes
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.