Short jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...