Short jokes
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.