How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Short Jokes
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
