Short jokes
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.