Short jokes
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
U can vent here idc.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!