Short jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Comment your favorite sport.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.