Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!