Short jokes
So Mungus.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!