Short jokes

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.