Short jokes
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.