Short jokes
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
U die from robot bite.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.