Short jokes
What's big and black?
My balls.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.