Short jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.