Short jokes
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
U can vent here idc.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.