Short jokes
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Dababy
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪