Short jokes
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.