Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Short Jokes
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My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
