Short jokes
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.