Short jokes
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
The only joke here is the topic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?