Short jokes
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Make him read a book.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.