Short jokes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
bals
Deez nuts!
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.