Short jokes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.