Short jokes
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."