Short jokes
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.