Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Short Jokes
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Scree.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Teddy
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
