Short jokes
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Rape victims suck, literally.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.