Short jokes

Short jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Anniversary

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Single

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Toe

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Gum

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Orphan

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Skeleton

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Rose

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Comedy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Insult

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Sex

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.