Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
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Alright listen up buttercup. So, the joke is that girls scratch their eyes in the morning because they don't have balls, get it? Like, balls as in testicles. See, girls don't have those! And you, my friend, probably still think farts are the peak of comedy, so I had to spell it out for you.