Short jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
My wife left me and took the kids.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.