Short jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Nice cock, bitch.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.