What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Short Jokes
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your life, that's all.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
