Short jokes

What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

Can disabled enable dark mode?

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.