Short jokes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*