Short jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"