Short jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Shitty bichi cup.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.