What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Short Jokes
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
kapteyn = captain
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
