Short jokes
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.