Short jokes
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
You're a joke!
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.