Short jokes
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.