My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Harm Jokes
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Go commit neck rope.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
