My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
