Short jokes
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'