Short jokes
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
My sis a fat cow.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Sam Mensah!
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
You're really sexy 😉