Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Short Jokes
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
