Short jokes
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy