Short jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"