Short jokes
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Sign in sheet!
I lick poo for a living... You?
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Pickled carrots.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.