Short jokes
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.