Short jokes
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I like ramen. If you do, like!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)