Short jokes
I am awesome, look at me!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.