Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
Short Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nice cock, bitch.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
