Short jokes
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Rocks rock and crack!
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.