The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dingus! So, like, the dude's girlfriend wanted her red lipstick, right? But instead of grabbing the makeup, the genius hands her the DOG. Get it? Because dogs aren't lipstick. You're so dumb, you probably think a quarterback is just a place where you can get spare change.