What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Short Jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
