Short jokes
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
I think DJT has FTD.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.