Short jokes
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
The Nazis.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.