Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.