VVD versus Sergio Ramos

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying VVD is better than Sergio Ramos. You probably think that sounds like a fancy coffee order, but VVD and Sergio Ramos are soccer players. You know, the ones who kick the ball and sometimes pretend to be hurt? It's a jab at who's the superior player. Bet you didn't know sports could be so funny, huh?