Short jokes
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
A black cat will be racist next.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!