So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Short Jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Daddy, where's my anus?
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
