Short jokes

Short jokes

Forehead

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Office

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

School Shooter

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Orange

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

Word

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

School

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Rooster

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Bro

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Cheetah

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

Shooter

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.