Short jokes
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.