Short jokes
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
I have no legs.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.