Short jokes
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."