Short jokes
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"