Short jokes
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
o o a a.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)