Short jokes
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.