Short jokes
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
I eat ass.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.