What's big and black?
My balls.
Short Jokes
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
bals
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
