Short jokes
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
The Twilight fanbase.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Lions = gay pride.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.