Short jokes
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Drawers!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I hate this website, lol.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.