What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Off The Map
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that both the listener's dad and "Retail Row" (which Explain Bear hears is a place in a game) are "off the map", meaning they're missing or irrelevant. It's a double whammy of disappearance, and you, my friend, are the target.